Sunday, July 10, 2005

 

Joke.Job Application

Deer Sir,

I waunt to apply for the secritary job what I saw in the paper. I can Type real quik wit one finggar and do sum a counting.

I think I am good on the phone and no I am a pepole person, Pepole really seam to respond to me well.

I´m lookin for a Jobb as a secritary but it musent be to complicaited.

I no my spelling is not to good but find that I Offen can get a job thru my persinalety. My salerery is open so we ! can discus wat you want to pay me and wat you think that I am werth,

I can start imeditely. Thank you in advanse fore yore anser. ..

hopifuly Yore best aplicant so farr.

Sinseerly,

Peggy May Starlings

PS : Because my resimay is a bit short - below is a pickture of me taken at my last job! b.

Employer's response:......

Dear Peggy May,

It's OK honey, we've got spell check

Comments:
Has a ring of truth to it. Have you ever seen the playboy "Enron" edition. Well basically after the company's fall from grace, it left a lot of employees needing money. Dam those enron girls are hot, makes one wonder about the employment process.
 
No,I haven't seen it.But I agree that while the joke is exaggerated it tells a lot about how the employment process works sometimes.
 
hahahaha
 
LOL
 
wheres the pick? just found out we might be needing some secretaries at my place!
 
get it?
:)
 
ha ha ha at least she honest bout she skills. She hired!!!!!
 
lol, so where'sthe picture?
 
Mi cyan see di pitcha neidah...but mi a guess she's a busty blonde or a real looker... LOL. -kisses teeth-
 
There was no pic.We suppose to use our imaginations:)
 
The accompanying picture is supposed to be a blonde with very large breasts. Surprise.
 
The Accompanying picture:

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B000067IZZ.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg
 
Thank you Marc:)
 
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