Sunday, July 10, 2005
Joke.Job Application
Deer Sir,
I waunt to apply for the secritary job what I saw in the paper. I can Type real quik wit one finggar and do sum a counting.
I think I am good on the phone and no I am a pepole person, Pepole really seam to respond to me well.
I´m lookin for a Jobb as a secritary but it musent be to complicaited.
I no my spelling is not to good but find that I Offen can get a job thru my persinalety. My salerery is open so we ! can discus wat you want to pay me and wat you think that I am werth,
I can start imeditely. Thank you in advanse fore yore anser. ..
hopifuly Yore best aplicant so farr.
Sinseerly,
Peggy May Starlings
PS : Because my resimay is a bit short - below is a pickture of me taken at my last job! b.
Employer's response:......
Dear Peggy May,
It's OK honey, we've got spell check
I waunt to apply for the secritary job what I saw in the paper. I can Type real quik wit one finggar and do sum a counting.
I think I am good on the phone and no I am a pepole person, Pepole really seam to respond to me well.
I´m lookin for a Jobb as a secritary but it musent be to complicaited.
I no my spelling is not to good but find that I Offen can get a job thru my persinalety. My salerery is open so we ! can discus wat you want to pay me and wat you think that I am werth,
I can start imeditely. Thank you in advanse fore yore anser. ..
hopifuly Yore best aplicant so farr.
Sinseerly,
Peggy May Starlings
PS : Because my resimay is a bit short - below is a pickture of me taken at my last job! b.
Employer's response:......
Dear Peggy May,
It's OK honey, we've got spell check
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Has a ring of truth to it. Have you ever seen the playboy "Enron" edition. Well basically after the company's fall from grace, it left a lot of employees needing money. Dam those enron girls are hot, makes one wonder about the employment process.
No,I haven't seen it.But I agree that while the joke is exaggerated it tells a lot about how the employment process works sometimes.
Mi cyan see di pitcha neidah...but mi a guess she's a busty blonde or a real looker... LOL. -kisses teeth-
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