Sunday, July 10, 2005


Joke.Job Application

Deer Sir,

I waunt to apply for the secritary job what I saw in the paper. I can Type real quik wit one finggar and do sum a counting.

I think I am good on the phone and no I am a pepole person, Pepole really seam to respond to me well.

I´m lookin for a Jobb as a secritary but it musent be to complicaited.

I no my spelling is not to good but find that I Offen can get a job thru my persinalety. My salerery is open so we ! can discus wat you want to pay me and wat you think that I am werth,

I can start imeditely. Thank you in advanse fore yore anser. ..

hopifuly Yore best aplicant so farr.


Peggy May Starlings

PS : Because my resimay is a bit short - below is a pickture of me taken at my last job! b.

Employer's response:......

Dear Peggy May,

It's OK honey, we've got spell check

Has a ring of truth to it. Have you ever seen the playboy "Enron" edition. Well basically after the company's fall from grace, it left a lot of employees needing money. Dam those enron girls are hot, makes one wonder about the employment process.
No,I haven't seen it.But I agree that while the joke is exaggerated it tells a lot about how the employment process works sometimes.
wheres the pick? just found out we might be needing some secretaries at my place!
get it?
ha ha ha at least she honest bout she skills. She hired!!!!!
lol, so where'sthe picture?
Mi cyan see di pitcha neidah...but mi a guess she's a busty blonde or a real looker... LOL. -kisses teeth-
There was no pic.We suppose to use our imaginations:)
The accompanying picture is supposed to be a blonde with very large breasts. Surprise.
The Accompanying picture:
Thank you Marc:)
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