And Still I Rise

I am not a radio person so you won't catch me calling in on mornings to say what does get me vex. However, I can do the next best thing and write some of them here

1. When them big hardback men feel its their duty to introduce their daughters to sex. Fiyah bun allyuh!

2. Some parts of Vincyland resemble Gaza. Redemption Sharpes,you in the news too often. Put down the guns!

3. Those minibus drivers who make Lewis Hamilton look like a boy

4. When I stand up in a line for 20 mins and then some person comes in and gives the person in front of me some transactions to do.

5. When people say - girl,your weave looks good or worse run their hand in my head looking for tracks.

6. When you ask the minibus driver to turn down the volume and he pretends you didnt say a thing.

7. When the movie reach the good part and Bam current gone

8. When I turn on the computer and the internet connection decides it is on vacation

9. When you doing a group project and memebrs can't be found when it's crunch time

10. When the phone rings at an ungodly hour and the person on the other ends says wrong number

11. That I here blogging and watching cricket when I have work to do