Wednesday, May 17, 2006
World's Worst Pick-Up Lines
I don't feel like writing anything so here's something I came across.Am happy to say that though I've had my fair share of bad pickup lines these are new to me-thankfully.
Your eyes meet across a crowded room... the atmosphere is charged with desire... you approach, cool and composed... and knock 'em dead with a line like...
1. Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?
2. I'm new in town, could I have directions to your house?
3. You have to tell me your name, because last night in my dreams, I could only call you 'baby'...
4. I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your Bed Rock...
5. Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?
6. At the office copy machine "Reproducing eh? Can I help?"
7. Hi I'm conducting a feel test of how many women have pierced nipples...
8. Hi, the voices in my head told me to come and talk to you...
9. I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you...
10. Have you ever played naked leap frog?
Your eyes meet across a crowded room... the atmosphere is charged with desire... you approach, cool and composed... and knock 'em dead with a line like...
1. Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?
2. I'm new in town, could I have directions to your house?
3. You have to tell me your name, because last night in my dreams, I could only call you 'baby'...
4. I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your Bed Rock...
5. Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?
6. At the office copy machine "Reproducing eh? Can I help?"
7. Hi I'm conducting a feel test of how many women have pierced nipples...
8. Hi, the voices in my head told me to come and talk to you...
9. I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you...
10. Have you ever played naked leap frog?
# posted by Abeni @ 6:41 PM 
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"Control + C" is to copy and "Ctrl + V" is to paste, right? cause it's almost friday, and i need some ammunition. LOL.
Peace.
Peace.
I doh like none of dem. I not going to drop none of mine, though, cyan take the embarrassment if oonoo make fun of them!
LOl,the comments killing me.Cmon,MB what's a laugh amongst friends.One time a man said to me "I want to be your soap".That made me laugh so much
How many of these have you actually heard Kami?
I'm curious....have you fallen for any?..... don't answer that..... :D
I'm curious....have you fallen for any?..... don't answer that..... :D
11. Baby are you tired cause you've been running through my mind all day.
12. Are your pants see through cause i can see myself in them
13. I can't seem to find my house. Can you take me to yours?
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12. Are your pants see through cause i can see myself in them
13. I can't seem to find my house. Can you take me to yours?
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