And Still I Rise

While on the bus on Saturday the radio station was playing a tape by our very own late comedian Saluche. Note to self,must try and get a copy. Anyways, I thought this was pretty funny so am sharing

A man tattooed a hundred dollar bill on his love muscle. When asked what were his reasons he replied "there are three very good reasons"

Three reasons? asked his friend. What could those be?

Lemme tell you them said the man

1. Ah love to have cash in hand

2. Ah love to watch my money grow

and

3. If mih wife want to blow a hundred dollars,she doh have to go to town

And as Saluche woulda said..."Yuh have to clap for that"