Tuesday, February 28, 2006


Shotgun wedding

Here in St Vincent if someone is caught having sex with an animal the matter often ends up in the court especially if the perpetrator is unwilling to agree to a financial settlement.The animal is usually killed since it is now seen as being spoilt goods and villagers may also stage a mock hanging.Read on to see how one village in Sudan dealt with a case of bestiality.

A Sudanese man has been forced to marry a goat after he was caught having sex with the animal.

The goat's owner, Mr Alifi, said he surprised the man with his goat and took him to a council of elders.

They ordered the man, Mr Tombe, to pay a dowry of 15,000 Sudanese dinars, nearly £40, to Mr Alifi.

"We have given him the goat, and as far as we know they are still together," Mr Alifi said.

Mr Alifi, told the Juba Post newspaper that he heard a loud noise around midnight and immediately rushed outside to find Mr Tombe with his goat.

"When I asked him: "What are you doing there?", he fell off the back of the goat, so I captured and tied him up."

Mr Alifi then called elders to decide how to deal with the case.

"They said I should not take him to the police, but rather let him pay a dowry for my goat because he used it as his wife," Mr Alifi told the newspaper.


goes to vomit for a while
i cracked up when i read that story.

"When I asked him: "What are you doing there?", he fell off the back of the goat, so I captured and tied him up."

sick but too funny......to me anyway.
oh my!
That is just wrong!
LOLOLOLOL!!!! That had me popping up! I guess their justification is that, since he was so interested in having sex with the goat, then why not give him what he asked for, and let him have sex with the goat daily. Whoa...just saying that a while ago made me shiver. CREEPY!! Come to think of it, the goat is who we should REALLY be sorry for. May the lord save its soul! LOL!
Sounds like a fair deal to me, he screws the goat, he marries it and the goat owner gets something out of the deal.
I wonder if the goat really cares... hmmm... Back in the day, I was visiting at somebody's house when they caught the guy who did oddjobs around the yard screwing one of the dogs... They raised an alarm and the breddah took off like Donald Quarrie, never to be seen again in those parts!
Oh wow. Oh. Wow. That's just so messed up. I'm from Texax where even to accuse someone of having sex with an animal was considered the worst kind of insult.
And that's Texas... I guess Texax is where sex with animals is probably okay! :-)
Great blog! It's gonna take me a while to read your archives. But I am up for it.

You are now one of my daily reads.
Sick fella!
Excuse me? We don't have sex with animals in Texas!!!! That's Alabama! No, just kidding, LOL! But lay off Texas or I'll have to hurt ya'! And I don't know what part of Texas you're from if you know someone getting it on with animals but we don't do that in Houston. LOL!

LOL, this story was insane, Abeni.
I don't see anything wrong with that, the man is horny and i suppose women aren't willing to sleep with him. Better the Goat than another man.
Goat cheese, goat milk.
Thanks for the kind comments Landfall.Your blog not taking comments?
Sick...just sick!
whomever said sex with a goat was a better choice than sex with another man...dude, a goat is an ANIMAL, an entirely different SPECIES. i know folk got problems with homosexuality, but come ON...you can't be serious.
Can you get aids from sexing a goat?
I think it's a beautiful monogamous relationship between man and goat.
"If you love it so much, why don't you marry it?" That old saying was taken was too seriously here. Well, as they say "let the punishment fit the crime."
There are some countries where it's okay to have sex with a female animal, but if you have sex with a male animal you can be put to death.

In other words, it's okay to have sex with a goat, as long as the goat isn't gay.

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