Saturday, January 28, 2006

 

Think you have it bad? It can get worse

Bad: You can't find your vibrator.
Worse: Your daughter "borrowed" it.

Bad: You find a porn movie in your son's room.
Worse: You're in it.

Bad: Your husband's a crossdresser.
Worse: He looks better than you.

Bad: Your son's involved in Satanism.
Worse: As a sacrifice.

Bad: Your wife wants a divorce.
Worse: She's a lawyer.

Bad: Your wife's leaving you.
Worse: For another woman.

Bad: Your wife's leaving you.
Worse: To enter a convent.

Bad: Your wife's arrested for soliciting.
Worse: She implicates you.

Good: Hot outdoor sex.
Bad: You're arrested.
Worse: By your husband.

Good: The postman's early.
Bad: He's wearing camas and has an AK-47.

Good: The secretary said "yes."
Bad: Your wife says "no."

Good: The teacher likes your son.
Bad: Sexually.
Worse: He's gay.

Good: You came home for a quickie.
Bad: So did the postman.

Bad: Your children are sexually active.
Worse: With each other.

Good: You came home for a quickie.
Bad: Your wife walks in.

Good: You get tickets to the theatre.
Bad: It's performance art.

Good: Your boyfriend's exercising.
Bad: So he'll fit in your clothes.

Good: Your car conveniently "runs out of gas."
Bad: For real.

Good: Your child's "waiting for Mr. Right".
Bad: Your son, that is.

Good: Your daughter's on the Pill.
Bad: She's thirteen.

Good: Your neighbor exercises in the nude.
Bad: He weighs 350 pounds.

Good: Your son's doing extra credit work.
Bad: Making a sex ed video.

Good: Your uncle leaves you a fortune.
Bad: It's counterfeit.

Good: Your wife bought a porn video.
Bad: Your daughter's the star.

Good: Your wife likes outdoor sex.
Bad: You live downtown.

Good: Your wife meets you at the door nude.
Bad: She's coming home.

Good: Your wife's kinky.
Bad: With the neighbors.
Worse: All of them.

I thought it was funny and shareworthy if that is a word at all.

Comments:
LOL, Funny!
 
Wicked Ms Kami, but funny Enjoy
 
Quite funny :)
 
LMAO…this is too damn funny and so true. It can always get worse no matter how bad you think you have it!
 
Yup, funny...
 
I love these where did you get um???

Too funny...

~Smooches~
 
i like, oh and nice choice of video
 
funny...and don't worry bout the words we are allowed to make them up as we go along :D
 
haha funny :) thanks for the post. It cheered me up :)

Shaggy
 
Bq-A friend usually sends stuff like this to my email.I assume he has a feed or something that provides unusual/funny stories
 
Got that email too. It was funny the first 2 times, but now it barely makes me smile.
 
OH Good lord!!!
 
That was a really funny post!
 
Luckily none of those as happened to me, yet.

Peace.
 
Nice one.
 
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