Friday, November 04, 2005
Hell hath no fury
Talk about being in a sticky situation.
GREENSBURG, Pa. (AP) - A man claims his ex-girlfriend owes him more than $30,000 for gluing his genitals to his abdomen five years ago. "This was not just some petty domestic squabble," attorney Grey Pratt told a Westmoreland County jury Wednesday.
His client, Kenneth Slaby of Pittsburgh, is suing Gail O'Toole of Murrysville. His lawsuit claims the two broke up in 1999 after dating for 10 months and Slaby began dating someone else.
Slaby contends that O'Toole invited him over to her home on May 7, 2000, where he fell asleep. He woke up to find that O'Toole had used Super Glue to stick his genitals to his abdomen, glued his buttocks together and spelled out a profanity on his back in nail polish.
Slaby said O'Toole told him it was payback for their breakup, and he had to walk a mile to a gas station to call for help. He pressed charges and O'Toole pleaded guilty to misdemeanor assault and served six months' probation.
O'Toole's attorney, Chuck Evans, said it was a consensual act and Slaby wasn't permanently damaged.
"This is a case that should have been left in the bedroom," he said
GREENSBURG, Pa. (AP) - A man claims his ex-girlfriend owes him more than $30,000 for gluing his genitals to his abdomen five years ago. "This was not just some petty domestic squabble," attorney Grey Pratt told a Westmoreland County jury Wednesday.
His client, Kenneth Slaby of Pittsburgh, is suing Gail O'Toole of Murrysville. His lawsuit claims the two broke up in 1999 after dating for 10 months and Slaby began dating someone else.
Slaby contends that O'Toole invited him over to her home on May 7, 2000, where he fell asleep. He woke up to find that O'Toole had used Super Glue to stick his genitals to his abdomen, glued his buttocks together and spelled out a profanity on his back in nail polish.
Slaby said O'Toole told him it was payback for their breakup, and he had to walk a mile to a gas station to call for help. He pressed charges and O'Toole pleaded guilty to misdemeanor assault and served six months' probation.
O'Toole's attorney, Chuck Evans, said it was a consensual act and Slaby wasn't permanently damaged.
"This is a case that should have been left in the bedroom," he said
# posted by Abeni @ 5:52 AM 
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I'm all for payback after a bad relationship (as in "The Five Forty Eight")but that is just horribly wrong, disgusting, and funny.
Okay, I'm not a lawyer, so maybe I don't understand, but how can gluing a penis to a stomach be consensual?
I guess he should be happy she didn't glue his genitals to his buttocks. (Ouch.)
I guess he should be happy she didn't glue his genitals to his buttocks. (Ouch.)
i can see that, consensual...if he didn't say no or object...doesn't matter that he was sleep...yeah, i could've got her off with that too.
you know, i have to admit that i have thought about doing that to someone! LOL
and he was a baaaaaaaaad futhermucker. he would have been so deserving.
LMAO
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and he was a baaaaaaaaad futhermucker. he would have been so deserving.
LMAO
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