Wednesday, October 12, 2005

 

Canine Birth Control

The problem of dog overpopulation is a real one. However, the noble goal of preventing unwanted dog pregnancy does not justify the means being used. Millions of brutal forced castrations and female genital mutilations take place every year in America. We need to put a stop to these atrocities and give every living creature the respect it deserves.

Just as forced sterilization isn't the answer for human population control, it's not the solution for dogs. Instead, we should respect dogs' rights as living beings by honoring their instincts and sexuality and provide them with safe, effective birth control.

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NEW YORK (Wireless Flash) – The creator of a meat-scented dog condom had high hopes for his invention, until the pooch product was recalled.
Phillip Laxis, product developer for dogcondoms.com, admits, “I’m not going to lie to you. It’s a disappointment,” but says the extensive test market studies that resulted in 102 unwanted pooch pregnancies and 15 near- choking incidents justified the recall.

Surprisingly, Laxis thinks it’s the fault of the owners, who he envisioned would place the condom on the dog before intercourse and supervise the act.

In his words, “People were not anticipating the dogs’ needs. Create a doggy date situation where you can control it, a situation where no one gets hurt.”

While Laxis admits parental pooch supervision might not create the ideal romantic situation, he asks, “Do you see the romance in genital mutilation?”

The self-professed dog lover says he’s not giving up on safe sex for schnauzers, and is now working on a female dog condom using “some sort of harness mechanism.”


I still can't decide if this is a joke.

Comments:
Hmmm. Don't know, but plenty people out there treat their pets like humans, so...
 
LOL The concensus seems to be that it's a hoax.

http://www.museumofhoaxes.com/hoax/weblog/permalink/dog_condo/
 
LOL! I guess even mutts geting the message about safe sex and prevention of unwanted pregnancy!
 
Doggie safe sex...no HIV there :)
 
Doggie safe sex...no HIV there :)
 
ewwwwwww!
 
yea i was thinking that had to be a hoax.
 
Who is bold enough to put one on thier dog? I hope this is a hoax too, because if not, this is getting to know your pet a little to intimately.
 
Must be a hoax...
 
They should make birth control pills for dogs.
 
That's crazy..lol
 
Wonder what Angry Dog thinks...I notice him naw bark here at all!
 
I agree thats really crazy.
 
LOL! That's a good one! Can you imagine Rex strapping up? LOL!
 
YO- doggie boots - more absurd things are real - so could be either.
 
They do Shotta M
 
So weird. Thats funny and gross all at the same time.
 
You Know, the IUD is truly under-rated...
 
and for dogs it would be CIV, not HIV!
 
Wouldn't a dog want to EAT something that is "meat flavored"? Kind of scarey for the poor male dog!
 
http://urbanlegends.about.com/b/a/155826.htm


This is absolutely a hoax.
 
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