Saturday, August 27, 2005



On their wedding night, the young bride approached her new husband and asked for $20.00 for their first lovemaking encounter. In his highly aroused state her husband readily agreed. This scenario was repeated each time they made love, for the next 30 years, with him thinking that it was a cute way for her to afford new clothes and other incidentals that she

Arriving home around noon one day, she was surprised to find her husband in a very drunken state. During the next few minutes, he explained that his employer was going through a process of corporate downsizing, and he had been let go. It was unlikely that at the age of 55, he'd be able to find another position that paid anywhere near what he'd been earning, and
therefore, they were financially ruined.

Calmly, his wife handed him a bank book which showed thirty years of deposits and interest totaling nearly $1 million. Then she showed him certificates of deposits issued by the bank which were worth over $2 million, and informed him that they were one of the largest depositors in
the bank. She explained that for the 30 years she had charged him for sex, these holdings had multiplied and these were the results of her savings and investments.

Faced with evidence of cash and investments worth over $3 million, her husband was so astounded he could barely speak, but finally he found his voice and blurted out, "If I'd had any idea what you were doing, I would have given you all my business!"


Sometimes men just don't know when to keep their mouths shut!

I don't think me and Ms. Lady would have ever been married because I'm not paying for sex. Sex is a
Uhhmmm I'm scratching my head about the error made in the guy's comment but then I'm one of thise guys who just doesn't know when to keep his mouth shut.
yeah, i missed the joke myself marc.
The man was sleeping around.
this was one of the best jokes i've read ina long time
Are you people retarded? If he had known she was saving all that money he would've given her ALL HIS BUSINESS, allyuh can't understand wuh d man saying?


That is a funny-ass joke!

I thought this was funny as hell. If sex is a weapon, then shoot me.
I got it....good one.

Motto of the story...don't drink too much! It may cost you your life...
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