Monday, August 15, 2005

 

A day in Hell

One day a guy dies and finds himself in hell. As he is wallowing in despair he has his first meeting with a demon...

Demon: Why so glum chum?
Guy: What do you think? I'm in hell.
Demon: Hell's not so bad. We actually have a lot of fun down here...you a drinkin' man?
Guy: Sure, I love to drink. Love the drinks.
Demon: Well you're gonna love Mondays then. On Mondays that's all we do is drink. Whiskey, tequila, Guinness, wine coolers, diet tab, and fresca...we drink till we throw up and then we drink some more!
Guy: Gee that sounds great.

Demon: You a smoker?
Guy: You better believe it! Love the smoking.
Demon: Alright! You're gonna love Tuesdays. We get the finest cigars from all over the world and smoke our lungs out. If you get cancer - no biggie - you're already dead remember?
Guy: Wow...that's...awesome!

Demon: I bet you like to gamble.
Guy: Why yes as a matter of fact I do. Love the gambling.
Demon: Cause Wednesday you can gamble all you want. Craps, Blackjack, Roulette, Poker, Slots, whatever... If you go Bankrupt...well you're dead anyhow.

Demon: You into drugs?
Guy: Are you kidding? Love drugs! You don't mean...
Demon: That's right! Thursday is drug day. Help yourself to a great big bowl of crack. or smack. Smoke a doobie the size of a submarine. You can do all the drugs you want and if ya overdose - that's right - you're dead - who cares! O.D.!!
Guy: Yowza! I never realized Hell was such a swingin' place!!

Demon: You gay?
Guy: Uh no.

Demon: Ooooh (grimaces) you're really gonna hate Fridays."

Comments:
Wooo, girl you bad. ;)
 
I'm curious about the weekend...
 
Kami........what kind of off coloured jokes yuh spreading around girl? :)
 
I doh waan go Hell then...I prefer my Fridays here in this life just the way they are!
 
:( i know i am going to hell.... umm damn... better star being good... so that Gods reconsider & and sent me to heaven

swags
 
Hell not so much 'fun' as dem seh!! LMAO. Bun bun fyah bun...
 
i will pass on that hell
 
fo real trouble...I and I curious bout the weekend too.
 
Saturday and Sunday the demons get to play out their sadistic fantasies on the inhabitants of hell... whips, chains, torture and ting. Friday, Saturday and Sunday are why they call the place Hell. Y'all up for that?
 
lol! funny...but what about regular sex, in threesomes and all kinnna decadent situations? Why Friday had to be all homo sex? Allyuh mean even in hell homos getting dissed?
 
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