Thursday, February 03, 2005

 

Black folks in Heaven(joke)

Gabriel came to the Lord and said, "I have to talk to you, I have Black folks up here in Heaven who are causing some problems.


They are swinging on the Pearly Gates, my horn is missing, barbecue sauce is all over their robes, ham hock, sparerib, and pig feet bones are all over the streets of Gold. Some folk are walking around with one wing.

They have been late taking their turn in keeping the stairway to heaven clean. There are watermelon seeds all over the clouds.
Some of them aren't even wearing their halos, saying it is messin up they hair .

The Lord said, "I made them special, as I did you, my angel. Heaven is home to all my children. If you really want to know about problems,
let's call the Devil.

"The Devil answered the phone, "Hello? Dang, hold on.

"The Devil returned to the phone and said, "Hello Lord, what can I do for you?" The Lord replied, "Tell me what kind of problems you are
having down there." The Devil said, "Wait one minute," and put the Lord on hold.

After 5 minutes he returned to the phone, and said "Okay, I'm back. What was the question?" The Lord said, "What kind of problems are you having down there?"

The Devil said, "Man, I don't belie..... hold on, Lord". This time the Devil was gone for 15 minutes. The Devil returned and said, "I'm sorry
Lord, I can't talk right now. These Negroes dun put the fire out, and are trying to install air conditioning!"




Comments:
Somebody from de South musta wrote that joke, Kami. :-) Ham hocks, rib sauce--all that was left to add was collard greens! Yeah, turnin' hell into heaven is prob'ly what's happenin' in public housin' every day!
 
Turning projests into heaven...Never thought of that.Good insight,Mel.
 
Hi Kami,
They say that if by chance you end up in hell, check around to find a Jamaican there and stick with him, cuz sure as there is night and day he is going to find a way out.
 
ha ha ha a good one to start the day... I really like the last line...dey dunn put tthe fire out and installing air condition...suprise dey din start a B-Bque wid dat fire
 
Not even the Devil can hold back the black folk eh? Nice one. Dr. D.
 
LOL..I needed a good laff. Tanks girl!
 
Black Folks in Heaven, that was hilarous, I was down, and it certainly was a pick up. Laughter, is indeed good medicine,at least for the psychee.
 
ABENI -

GUL...YOU RIGHT ON TIME WIT THAT ONE. YOU SHO IZ RIGHT. LOL! YOU KNOW WE DA KINDA FOLKS THAT ARE CREATIVE AND INNOVATIVE. WE CAN RIG UP SOME STUFF. THAT'S WHY OBAMAZ IN DA HOUSE! DEY NEED EM TA FIX SUM STUFF. LOL! DE WHITE HOUSE DUN GONE BLACK !
 
we heard that joke last sunday @ church
 
I love this
 
I have read this joke a number of times and it still funny! Its picture perfect cause I don't want anything messing up my hair. Lol
 
An old friend, who is now deceased, showed me this joke years ago. It is still funny, although it looks different. We were in church today and it came to my mind. I have been looking for it for awhile.
 
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